Ok, je sais, c'est pas en français.. ça n'a rien à voir avec la finance, mais c'est trop bon..

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some
fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's
room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said:
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,
you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of
nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and
he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands. Al Gore
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and
in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked
into the mirror.

Vous, je sais pas, mais moi j'aime..